July 25, 2008

You Know You're Losing It When...

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- You look at your cellphone, it reads "12:36 PM" and the first thing you think is, "Hey! That's the Service Tax rate!"

- You press Ctrl + C on one PC, move to another one to work, then press Ctrl + V obsessively 7 times, wondering why it isn't pasting.

- You make fun of people who don't know what TDS is. Irrespective of the fact that it's not something anyone would want to know.

- You now know people who think a book's price should be directly proportional to the number of pages it has. And you don't have the energy to scoff at them.

- All you feel like doing is watching TV. Evenings, weekends, even mornings.

- You think lines like "Meri laundry ka ek bill..." are awesome lyrics.

- You get kicks out of picking fights. And your aggression levels are at an all-time high.

I think I'm becoming brain-dead.


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5 comments:

Peru said...

Aah. You are not becoming brain dead my friend. You are just becoming what you ought to become. You are now in the process of becoming a CA. One of them frustrated souls who have to 'apply for leave' & who look at all percentages as rates of tax/ depreciation & bathe in green ink & almost always lose their mind trying to prepare reports on MS Word - 'Ctrl C'ing, 'Ctrl V'ing.. You, my friend, are on the highway to hell. And there's no way back.

PS: Eh, but we will still go for Malhar, ok?

Asterix said...

Please to be posting the full lyrics of the awesum song.

And the real sign of "losing it": Getting up at 3am to go the bathroom, and checking gmail before going back to sleep.

Ani said...

You get kicks out of picking fights. And your aggression levels are at an all-time high.

BING IT ON!

PS: Please Don't hurt me :P

Mudra said...

@peru: Yes, we shall!

@rahul: Here

And okay, you are really losing it.

@ani: Okay, I'll BING it on, you can GELLER it on! (Lol, sorry)

Ani said...

Damn laptop keyboards.

Nixon: Oh you'll pay, don't think you won't pay!