Thank you for helping me pass The Exam. (CA Level 2, for the rest of you)
I promise you, in return for you aseem kripa (because I don't see what else this could be), for the final level, I will be a good girl.
I will spend more time inside class than at the bookseller (who sells great fiction at good prices, by the way!) outside class.
I will not write down hilarious grammatical and logical errors made by profs at the back of my book for future reference. I understand that when I say they will help me remember better, I am actually just being a hypocritical child who wants cheap entertainment - not just now, but 5 months later too, when I will turn to the back pages of my book first to see what I wrote.
I will focus on the subject matter of my books. I will not write "LOL!" in the margins and flip through the book looking for LOLs.
I will not proofread. Pointless, and too much fun, really.
I will make notes. I will not hopelessly underline things I shall never read again.
I will read. I will not launch into what-if situations of great amusement but little productivity.
I will solve problems. Will not stop solving halfway, and write "Aaargh" in large letters over the page.
I will wake up.
I will not land up in Prithvi Cafe when I'm supposed to be studying.
I will not buy books I don't end up using.
I will not photocopy sections of textbooks 2 weeks before the exam, hoping to read them, and never managing to.
I will not question your existence by the logic of if-this-course-exists-it's-obvious-you-don't.
That's it, really.