October 04, 2009

And You Are?

Me: Hi, I'm Mudra.
Person: Oh okay. And you are...?
Me (nonplussed): Mudra...? [Mentally - "A girl?" "A CA student?" "A college student?" "Confused?"]
Person: No, I mean, what are you?
Me: Oh, I'm an intern.
Person: No, no, I know that, but... what's your surname?

------------------------

Why do all movie theatres have plush entrances and escalators, and then want you to exit via a crowded narrow staircase with zero ventilation?

------------------------

Who likes Govinda? Yes, I know it is considered extremely downmarket to admit it, but come on, don't you? Who else can do Kendi Paw! and Aunty No. 1 and itniii-khushi and amorous-chacha roles?

------------------------

And oh oh. Who gives 12 (twelve!) Priyanka Chopras to 1 Harman Baweja?!

------------------------

Will someone get The Perfect Bride off air? I know, democracy and free market and all that, but duuuuuuuuuude!

------------------------

Oh and I watched about half an hour of Gunda. Man!

------------------------

I'd get on Twitter if it was called something else. I'd also be able to tolerate zoozoos if they were called something else.

------------------------